Here I go again on my phone… Another song parody.

By Steve Drucker and Joe Rinehart
(sing to the tune of Whitesnake’s Here I go Agin…)

I don’t know where it’s going, but I sure know where it’s been
Hanging on the promises of the scope of yesterday
But I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time
On the code again…
On the code again…

Though I keep asking for an answer
I never get what I’m looking for
Oh Lord I pray You give me the strength to carry on,
‘Cuz they don’t know what it means
To make all my unit tests turn green

Here I go again on my phone.
Conference calls are all that I’ve ever known.
Like a coder I just want to be left alone.
I’ve shut down my mind, and I’m wasting so much time.

Just another project in need of rescue
Team’s waiting for some spec clarity
An’ I’m gonna hate them for the rest of my days
‘Cause they don’t know what they mean
How their stupid changes wreck my dreams

An’ here I go again on my phone.
Conference calls are all that I’ve ever known.
Like a coder I just want to be left alone.
But I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time.

So here I go again on my own
Gonna use MY framework, all of it’s home grown
Like a consultant, I was born to code alone
Cuz I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time
Here I go again

Here I go again on my own
Holy crap how this spec has really grown!
My vacation might need to be postponed
Now I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time
Browsing dice.com again…
Browsing dice.com again…

An’ here I go again on my phone.
Conference calls are all that I’ve ever known.
Like a coder I just want to be left alone.
But I’ve made up my mind
I ain’t wasting no more time.
Here I go again…